Which Zero Hour Protagonist are You?

Just answer the following questions as honestly as possible and hopefully you will get somewhat of an accurate result. I do realize that in some of the questions, none of the possible answers may apply to you, but just do the best you can; it's all in good fun anyway. Obviously, I haven't included all the protagonists from all the stories I've written, because I've written so many that this thing would be way too big if I did that, but I included some of the better ones, hopefully. Also, this test is entirely client-side, run on java script, so if you don't have proper java script support, the test won't work for you. Make sure you answer all the questions, too.

1. What is your main fear?
Death to myself and possibly to my loved ones as well.
Being persecuted and/or harrassed by religious fanatics and whackos.
This weird and possibly deadly disease I seem to have contracted.
Evil spirits that won't leave me alone.
My brother, who is a psychopath.
Hurting someone I love.
All the good things that have happened in the past few years are merely an illusion.
Rats.

2. What kind of a relationship do you have with your lover?
Very loving relationship with someone who is caring, compassionate, and always there for me.
My lover spends a lot of time at work, but is still there when I really need them.
We just met at work, but we're still pretty fond of each other, so it has potential.
Not so good. My lover is very perturbed by my...condition.
One where I pretend I'm nice, but only to make it easier and more meaningful to kill my partner.
My lover takes a perverse joy in tormenting and torturing me.
Too shy to ask someone out, but still have a crush on someone.
I'm single, but don't have a crush on anyone.

3. Which of the following best describes your childhood?
It was pretty normal for the most part and I was from a loving family.
With the physical and emotional abuse from my insanely religious mother and sexual abuse from priests, it was a nightmare.
Better than my life is now, since I got this weird disease.
My family was a dysfunctional wreck with unloving and/or abusive parents.
My parents were loving but my sibling(s) were absolutely insane.
I'm still a kid.
I grew up in an environment with a lot of poverty and violence and dreamed of someday escaping it.
I was an outcast, same as now.

4. What's your favorite recreational activity?
Listen to talk radio.
Chatting online.
Casual sex.
Extreme BDSM.
Watching movies with friends.
Reading comic books.
Spending time with my kid(s) and watching them play.
Relaxing in front of the TV.

5. What do you do for a living?
Work at some video rental place.
Work at a pizza parlor.
Pumping gas.
Student.
Stay-at-home parent.
Something else.
Unemployed.
I just bounce around from job to job.

6. What is your major source of turmoil?
Survivor's guilt and the paranoia that people are out to kill me.
Harrassment from religious fundamentalists
Bizarre illnesses
Being unable to achieve satisfaction and meaning by killing and torturing.
Certain potentially dangerous family members.
Internal temptations
Coercion from others to participate in stupid and potentially dangerous activities.
I feel that I am losing my grip on reality.

7. Which is one of your objectives in life?
To find happiness somehow.
To survive and protect the ones I love.
To overcome the emotional scars of past abuses.
To recover from illness.
To live out my violent fantasies.
To avoid certain family members whenever possible.
To control my violent urges.
To rise above the violence and poverty I grew up in.

8. What kind of friends do you have?
They're pretty crazy, but still good friends and very loyal for the most part.
Most of my friends are online, but I have a few casual acquaintances at work.
Probably just like anyone else's friends.
I don't like people.
They may not understand what I am going through, but mean well and in the end they come through for me.
I'm too shy to have friends.
They seem like pretty good friends, though I have trouble trusting people because of my past.
Most of them either betray me or die.

9. How do you respond to hardship and how best do you cope?
It bothers me a great deal, though my friends and loved ones try their best to be there for me, which kind of helps.
I remind myself that nothing I am going through now could possibly ever become worse than what I've endured in the distant past.
I try my best to cope through humor and levity.
I grow extremely depressed and hope to completely hit rock bottom so things couldn't possibly get worse.
I try to make people realize that it really is a big deal. Some people understand, while others do not.
I hold it all in and hope that no one realizes that anything is wrong with me.
It bothers me, but I try to tell myself that reality is suffering, which is easy since good fortune seems so artificial.
Things always seem to go wrong for me, so it's nothing new.

Which Zero Hour Protagonist are You?

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