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Send to FriendHowever, I want to make it perfectly clear that while I'm not just in it for the sex, I'm a very sexual person. Sex with me has to be very intense--I've got a whole laundry list of fetishes and vanilla sex is boring and totally uninteresting to me.
I guess I lost my virginity at the age of eight. My Uncle Jim was always shoving his cock up my ass. Not that I minded, really—I'm bisexual, so I'll fuck a guy or a girl; I generally prefer girls, though. Back to Uncle Jim—he was really cool. My parents were always so busy at work, but Uncle Jim was always there for me. We did everything together. He took me to the amusement park, water slides, the museum, and the zoo. And also he sometimes liked to fuck me up the ass as well. We had a blast! Oh yeah, and when I was a kid and me and my little sister took baths together, when my mom wasn't looking, I used to sometimes like to finger my sister. She cried when I did that, but I know she liked it. Its like when I give my dog a blow job sometimes and how he always cries and whimpers. I know he enjoys it—just won't admit it. Sometimes the dog will piss in my mouth when I give him a blowjob, but hey, its all in good fun. I've always been a bit of a sexual deviant. I used to have a part time job at a funeral home, but they fired me when they caught me having sex with some dead chick. But she looked absolutely beautiful and she was dead, so its not like she would have minded, right?
I'll give you anything you want if you go out with me. I have a decent amount of money. I'll make you very happy.
But when having sex, I'm definitely going to want to fist you. That's a requirement with me. I have to fist you. You don't want to be fisted, you're out, end of story. Everything else can be discussed, but know this—you will be fisted. I'm also into what could be called footing, which is like fisting, but you do it with your feet. I love that as well, and am probably going to want to do that, too.
Basically, during sex, I want to totally abuse and humiliate you. I want you to be devasted and an emotional wreck when I'm done. Here's only a few of the things that I want to do with you:
- Carve a deep "incision" in your arm or leg, watching it bleed profusely, and then I want to piss in the wound.
- Strip you naked, handcuff you to a chair or to a bed, and slap you around and punch you while my midget friend licks your wet cunt (yeah, I'm into group sex, too).
- Smear shit all over my penis and have you give me a blowjob.
- Hold you down in a full nelson, pressing your face against the counter, with both of us naked and you crying and begging me to stop, while I shove my cock fiercely up your ass.
- Shove a hot branding iron into your vagina.
The list goes on and on. Basically, I'm into humiliating you, and hurting you. I want it to be painful for you, but in a good way, of course. I'm hoping that you enjoy the pain that I inflice upon you. Basically, I'm into extreme sado-masochistic activiites and heavy bondage. There's a lot of other things I want to do to you, but I won't list them here, because they're pretty bizarre and I don't want to scare you away. We'll discuss them later. But yeah, I'm pretty kinky.
I thought that I should also mention that I've been diagnosed with five STDs, including AIDS and genital herpes, and that I never use condoms.
If any of you girls are interested, or even a few guys, feel free to give me a call at 555-666-8282. I'm really looking forward to meeting you.