MISC : The Norwalk Diet Plan

Have you tried everything to lose weight, from Slim Fast, to those low-carb diets, to those hundreds of dieting pills, and found that none of them work? Have you simply given up at achieving that ideal weight without having to sacrifice your favorite foods or going on those horrible excercise plans? Well, have I got the dieting plan that's guaranteed to work or your money back!

Introducing the Norwalk Diet Plan!

Just take a single pill in the morning and you can eat whatever you want, spend the entire day sitting on your butt in front of the TV, and you'll still lose the weight, GUARANTEED!

Wanda (age: 37):"I used to be morbidly obese. At well over a thousand pounds, I was literally confined to my bed and couldn't even move. But then Norwalk came along and I was no longer a prisoner in my bedroom. Granted there was a huge mess for my family to clean up every day, but I eventually lost the weight, and now I'm happy and mobile again. Thank you, Norwalk!"

Norwalk Diet pills allows you to automatically lose weight no matter what kinds of foods you eat and no matter how inactive you are. You could eat fast food breakfast, lunch, and dinner everyday of your life for twenty years while spending every waking moment in front of the TV, and you'll never become overweight.

The Norwalk Diet Pills are specially formulated with the Norwalk Virus—the virus that causes patients to vomit and have explosive diahrea at the same time and lasts a duration of 24 to 48 hours. You will end up vomiting and defecating everything you eat, so that the food will have no way of building up into fatty deposites. The fact that you will be defecating and vomiting simultaneously will also expend a great deal of energy, allowing you to lose whatever weight you have gained before going on our magical diet.

Alice (age: 16): "I used to be very overweight and everyone was always making fun of me for it, and I was greatly depressed and self-conscious. I tried everything to shed pounds and attain an ideal weight, but nothing seemed to work for me. Then I tried the Norwalk Diet, and at first I found the effects disgusting, not to mention painful, but then when I noticed how much weight I had lost, I couldn't believe it! Thanks, Norwalk! Now I have my confidence back! I'm definitely recommending this program to all my friends!"

Jimbo (age: 40): "I work sixty hours a week, so I don't have time for these fancy diet plans or exercise. I weight 400 pounds, but had no idea how to lose the weight. Then I found the Norwalk Diet, and it worked! Granted, I'm constantly running to the bathroom at work, and the janitors hate me now, but by God, I lost 200 pounds in two weeks!"

The Norwalk Diet has helped these people attain a desireable weight, and at $19.95 for a one month supply, it can help you, too!

The Norwalk Diet may not be for everyone, though, and the side effects, which a lot of users have experienced and which at times can be anything but mild, may include:

• An inability to control your bowel movements
• Nausea and sharp abdominal pain
• Headaches
• Loss of energy
• Potential loss of appetite
• Dehydration
• Lowered immune system
• Low-grade fever

If you are pregnant, on any other medications, or have a heart condition, you should not use the Norwalk Diet. The Norwalk Diet may not be for everyone, so see a doctor before taking these pills. And once on the diet, be sure to drink plenty of fluids!

If you're tired of being fat and have tried all the other dieting plans without any success, then the Norwalk Diet Plan may be for you. Call 1-800-NORWALK and receive a free brochure.