MISC : Brandx Privacy Statement

Here at BrandX.com, we understand that privacy is very important to our customers; we just don't give a shit. Still, we would like to go over explicitly how your personal information will be used; thus, we have prepared this privacy statement to demonstrate our lack of a firm commitment to protecting your privacy.

Information Automatically Logged:

The server logs your IP address every time you visit one of our pages or use one of our services so that we may use them to help diagnose problems with and to administer our Web site. We retain your IP address in a long-term database, so that we may distribute them freely to our crack team of malicious hackers who can breach any system regardless of whatever firewall is in use and view and display publically any and all of your sensitive files and information.

Personal Information:

BrandX.com requires that you submit personally identifiable information in order to use about 90% of our features and services. All personal information collected will be shared with all of the BrandX associates, affiliates, and any outside organization that wishes to view them. We make it a point to sell this information to these organizations, particularly companies that are well known for filling up people's inboxes with useless spam (unsolicited commercial email) or bulkmail. And should these organizations be unable to reach our prices, then we'll be happy to negociate a lower fee, or give off the information for free because we are all such kind, giving, and generous people here at BrandX.com.

Cookies:

The entire BrandX.com website is loaded with cookies and spyware (software organizations use to intercept your system and spy on you while you are online, gathering all sorts of information about your online habits, personal information, etc.) and whatever information we gather, we'll be more than happy to display publically, sell to outside organizations, or both.

Outside Advertisements:

BrandX.com is loaded with outside advertisements, both of the pop-up console and banner ad variety. And all ads definitely contain cookies; we make it a point to use only ads that contain cookies and spyware, and to make them as obtrusive and annoying as possible, thus denying any visitors the chance of possibly missing any of them. We do not have access to any information collected through cookies or spyware from outside advertisements, nor do we know what those organizations do with your information.

Security:

Here at BrandX.com, we don't believe in taking any security precautions whatsoever. Therefore, we do not password protect your account, thus, you will never be bothered with the hassle of having to remember what your password is or typing it up again and again and again. And in that regard, we do not allow for scanning of any attachments for viruses, worms, trojan horses, or any of the like. Nor do we have secure online transactions whenever you submit credit card information to make a purchase on one of our products for sale (credit cards are the only acceptable form of payment here at BrandX.com). And yes, your credit card number will be publically displayed one you make your purchase, thus allowing anyone free access to your numbers to use with it as he/she sees fit, and if they so desire, to force you into bankruptcy as well.

Changes to this Privacy Policy:

BrandX.com may from time to time make changes on this privacy policy. Should we amend this statement, we will make a huge announcement on our main page.

Questions or Comments:

Should you have any questions or comments regarding this privacy policy, please direct them to:

onlinevultures@brandx.com

We will try to respond to you within a timeily fashion. Please allow eight to ten years for your inquiry to be processed.